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Chloe Bennet Has a Funny Joke Just for You
The beauty from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. shares a bit of spy humor
By on May 26, 2014
Miko Lim
Here's that joke:
A French spy, a German spy, and an Italian spy are captured, have their hands bound, and are interrogated. After two hours, the French spy gives up all his secrets. After four, the German spy tells the captors everything.
After 24 hours, the Italian spy still won't talk and is thrown into a cell with the others. The German and French spies, impressed, ask him how he managed not to cave.
The Italian spy replies, "I wanted to, but I couldn't move my hands."
About the jokester:
Chloe Bennet grew up on the South Side of Chicago but spent part of her teenage years as a pop star in Asia. (Her dad is Chinese.) "That was like my high school job. Some people work at Subway. I happened to do something more dramatic." Now that she's strictly acting as an ass-kicking hacker on ABC's Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., the 22-year-old is putting to use the skills she gained roughhousing with her six brothers back in Chicago. "We would wrestle almost every night after dinner. My tactic was to call for my mom, they'd stop, and then I'd punch them. I throw a mean right hook." As she's likely to be warding off Marvel fanboys these days, it's a strategy that should come in handy.
—Matt Goulet
*Esquire cannot guarantee that this joke will be funny to everyone.
And here's some more photos of Chloe!
A French spy, a German spy, and an Italian spy are captured, have their hands bound, and are interrogated. After two hours, the French spy gives up all his secrets. After four, the German spy tells the captors everything.
After 24 hours, the Italian spy still won't talk and is thrown into a cell with the others. The German and French spies, impressed, ask him how he managed not to cave.
The Italian spy replies, "I wanted to, but I couldn't move my hands."
About the jokester:
Chloe Bennet grew up on the South Side of Chicago but spent part of her teenage years as a pop star in Asia. (Her dad is Chinese.) "That was like my high school job. Some people work at Subway. I happened to do something more dramatic." Now that she's strictly acting as an ass-kicking hacker on ABC's Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., the 22-year-old is putting to use the skills she gained roughhousing with her six brothers back in Chicago. "We would wrestle almost every night after dinner. My tactic was to call for my mom, they'd stop, and then I'd punch them. I throw a mean right hook." As she's likely to be warding off Marvel fanboys these days, it's a strategy that should come in handy.
—Matt Goulet
*Esquire cannot guarantee that this joke will be funny to everyone.
And here's some more photos of Chloe!
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